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How to be Tone Deaf in 140 Characters or Less

Ladies and gentlemen, what a week. First, the FBI and Democrats try to head off #releasethememo by putting out statements about how damaging it would be to classified sources or some shit. Then the memo is released, and I’m forced to recall all those times I’ve left a woman unsatisfied, and I feel this newfound kinship with women because that release was certainly the performance of a minute-man. Next, all the Republicans decide to say stupid shit, like there’s a barely functioning idiot working in the highest echelons of government passing on vapid talking points to the Repubs via Sean Hannity. Actually, that’s literally what’s happening. We’re not going to talk about any of that, though, because I have an even better WTF moment in store.

You know when you’re listening to somebody speak, and they say something so stupid you can’t help but to punch them in the throat?

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How to Destroy the World in 140 Characters

You scream into the void
(#makeamericagreatagain)

this how it goes:
war, war, war, you

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Tomi Lahren and the Political Tide Pod Challenge

So, here’s a thing: Tomi Lahren blames liberals for kids eating Tide Pods.

What’s amusing about this lady’s claims is that she supports an administration that introduced the phrases fake news and alternative facts into our daily lexicon; an administration who banned several federal offices from using such phrases as climate change, science based, and evidence based; Continue reading Tomi Lahren and the Political Tide Pod Challenge

Tomi Lahren Auditions for Spot in Reality Series, “The Handmaid’s Tale”

So here’s a thing: Flip-flopper extraordinaire Tomi Lahren has chosen to take on the name “Ofdon” after auditioning to be the lead in Donald Trump’s new reality series, The Handmaid’s Tale. 

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From Sacred Cow to Sacred Camel

Here’s a thing I didn’t know was a thing: camel beauty pageants.

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Ahhhh, Facebook, what the hell would I do without you? Continue reading From Sacred Cow to Sacred Camel

The Party of Stupid: #ReleasetheMemo

I’ve a keen interest in all this shit that’s going on with the Russia probe.  It’s fascinating to me, and gives me a high like snorting an eight ball out of the crack of a teenage hooker in Bangkok.  For those of you who might find that all-too-specific simile a bit disturbing, I was channeling the love child of Donald Trump and Jordan Belfort.  But I digress…  This Russia shit is off the chain (or is it “on fleek” the kids are saying these days?).

#ReleasetheMemo brought to you by the Party of Stupid
Illustration by Donkey Hotey

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Outrage Culture at the Nexus of Blackness

I’m not exactly what you’d call pro-black.  I mean, my girlfriend is a white lady.  But I do have a connection with my blackness, or who I am as a black person, and what my history is.  And in keeping with maintaining that connection, I follow blogs/news sites like AfroPunk and Black Atheists. Continue reading Outrage Culture at the Nexus of Blackness