Name: Ryan Anthony Summers
Known Aliases: Ry Summers, Ark the Relik, the Ark One, TAO, Craig Dissident, Sahm Ataine King, el Diablo Negro, Hellbound Black
Age: Unknown
Height: 6’5”
Weight: Unknown
Eye Color: Brown/black
Hair Color: black/dark brown
Last Known Whereabouts: In your headspace

Subject should be considered armed (we can confirm he does in fact have two arms) and hilarious (please laugh). Use caution when approaching the subject as he will react with efforts to break your faith, especially if it’s religious, and he reacts violently to stupidity. Ensure that if you approach the subject, you come armed with logic, references, and coherent sentences.

More about Mr. Summers can be found on his about page.